- The “Shimmy”
- The “Elevator”
- The “Just like MJ bitches”
- The “I’m a motherfucking shark”
- The “I whip my hand back and forth, no one knows what I’m doing but I’m sexy”
- The ” You guys are all awesome and so is my swag “
I’m constantly having to vote hundreds of times in polls.
I have to constantly defend my sanity to my family.
I have to hang on every twitter update like it’s the gospel.
I have to constantly warn people about using salt and learning latin.
It’s practically a full time job.