poetry-for-fish:

• The “Shimmy”

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• The “Elevator”

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• The “Just like MJ bitches”

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• The “I’m a motherfucking shark”

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• The “I whip my hand back and forth, no one knows what I’m doing but I’m sexy”

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• The ” You guys are all awesome and so is my swag “

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Heard that.

youlowertheiqofthewholestreet:

queenofokay:

I’m constantly having to vote hundreds of times in polls.

I have to constantly defend my sanity to my family.

I have to hang on every twitter update like it’s the gospel.

I have to constantly warn people about using salt and learning latin.

It’s practically a full time job.